It’s not just in the U.S. where the police lose it and go beyond what is considered acceptable behavior. British bobbies are considered polite, helpful, and good at their jobs. So what happened here?

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Dude did you see that?”

“Dude, this is awesome!”

“Dude, are you getting this?”

I’m not Dr. Doolittle, no matter how many dreams I have telling me I am. However, I reckon even I could communicate with this cat. Although he does seem to be speaking Chinese rather than English. Which could be a problem.

To describe the oil spill in the Gulf Of Mexico as a disaster really doesn’t do it justice. It’s a disaster for the area, for the environment, for wildlife, and for the company responsible for the leaking pipeline.

Jackie Chan is kick-ass. No, not the character from the recent superhero movie, but proper kick-ass as in he can kick anyone’s ass. And it doesn’t matter that he’s now getting on a bit; he’s still harder than me or you.

Getting burned to death as flames wind their way around your body is not a nice way to die. So why would anyone voluntarily put themselves through such an ordeal?

Two things I’d be scared of: Ozzy Osbourne; a Madame Tussaud’s waxwork coming to life. Combine the two and you have a crap your pants inducing moment to tell your friends about.