“…[For] screwing your customers and then having the balls to ask them to come back for more, you are my alpha dog of the week.”

You have to know something is truly wrong when a huge company like Domino’s has to change everything about their product even though they have already made a huge amount of money.

Of course, I imagine a lot of people like me are wondering how, if the pizza sucked so much in the first place, they managed to become successful at all.

I can’t really comment any further, as I have never had Domino’s pizza. After this, I never will.